Wednesday, January 21, 2004

Plath de Sylvia tuvo un horno más grande

Okay, after my last journal entry, it seems that some folks wonder if this perky little puppy has lost her spots. No. I promise you. I've still got my sense of humor.

I'm having to dig down deep but I see it glimmering down there somewhere at the bottom of the well. After I get tired of wallowing in my funk, I'll throw down a rope and everything will be shiny and happy again. At least that's what the pharmaceutical company said on the commercial....according to them, before I know it , I will be running in the sunshine (towards a bronze lover with high cheekbones and a cable knit sweater ) or kayaking with friends (even though I swim like a rock ). I'm going to hold them at their word. According to them, all I have to do is ask my doctor about their product. Who knew it could be that simple?

I thought I'd pop in and share a bit of spam email that was sent to my in-box. It was in one of those emails where it seems like someone took a stack of vocabulary flash cards and threw them up in the air and read them where they fell. It had a couple of paragraphs of mumbo jumbo and then this:

"Does it hurt to be invisible? she asked Precisely, returned her husband, dishing the soup; but it fits him for a great career when he becomes a man."

I don't know why, but I like that. A whole lot.

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